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Engineering & Science Humor - RF CafeThese engineering and science tech-centric jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.

Humor #1, #2, #3

  • Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
  • COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key.
  • <-------- The information went data way --------
  • Best file compression around: "DEL. = 100% COMPRESSION
  • The Definition of an UPGRADE: Take old bugs out, Put New Ones In.
  • BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
  • BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd Down, 4th Quarter, 5 Yards to Go!
  • Access denied-nah nah na nah nah!
  • C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand In The Corner.
  • Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay...
  • Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
  • As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
  • Backups? We don' NEED no Steenking backups.
  • E Pluribus Modem
  • .... File not found. Should I Fake It? (Y/N)
  • A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
  • An error? Impossible! My Modem is Error Correcting.
  • CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/N)?
  • A computer's attention span is as long as it's Power Cord.
  • Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
  • SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
  • Who's General Failure & why is he reading My Disk?
  • Ultimate office automation: Networked Coffee.
  • RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
  • All computers wait at the same speed.
  • Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....
  • ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
  • Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to Continue.
  • Hidden DOS secret: Add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
  • Press any key to continue or any OTHER key to quit...
  • Buy a Pentium 586/200 so you can reboot faster.
  • 2 + 2 = 5 for Extremely Large values of 2.
  • Press any key...... no, No, NO!! Not THAT one!

...thanks to Steve for this one