Barney is Satan - Proof

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MATHEMATICAL PROOF REQUIRED TO PROVE THAT "BARNEY IS SATAN"

Given: Barney is a cute purple dinosaur

Prove: Barney is Satan

Step 1: The Romans had no letter "U" so they used "V'' instead for printing.

Therefore, the Roman representation for Barney would be CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

Step 2: Taking CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR, and extracting the Roman numerals, we have:

C V V L D I V

Step 3: The decimal equivalent of these Roman numerals would be:

100 5 5 50 500 1 5

Step 4: Adding these numbers together would produce:

666

Step 5: 666 is the number of the Beast

Therefore: Barney is Satan Q.E.D.

...from the Inflection Point website