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Engineering & Science Humor - RF CafeThese engineering and science tech-centric jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.

Humor #1, #2, #3

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  • Internet Anagram Server = Isn't re-arrangement rave?
  • Dormitory = Dirty Room
  • Schoolmaster = The classroom
  • Elvis = Lives
  • Listen = Silent
  • Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
  • A Telephone Girl = Repeating "Hello"
  • Western Union = No Wire Unsent
  • The Country Side = No City Dust Here
  • Evangelist = Evil's Agent
  • Astronomers = Moon starers / No more stars
  • The Cockroach = Cook, Catch Her
  • Desperation = A Rope Ends It
  • The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
  • Slot Machines = Cash Lost in'em
  • Conversation = Voices Rant On
  • Israeli = I lead, Sir.
  • Clothespins = So Let's Pinch
  • The Great New York Rapid Transit Tunnel = Giant Work in Street, Partly Underneath
  • Florence Nightingale = Nigel, Fetch an Iron Leg / Flit on Cheering Angel
  • MacDonalds = Clam and Sod
  • Darling I love you = leaving your idol / Avoiding our yell
  • Butterfly = Flutter-by
  • Heavy Rain? = Hire a Navy!
  • Tom Cruise = So I'm Cuter
  • Animosity = Is No Amity
  • Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
  • Funeral = Real Fun
  • A Domesticated Animal = Docile, as a Man Tamed it
  • The Railroad Train = Hi! I Rattle and Roar
  • The Hilton = Hint: Hotel
  • A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss = Stroller on Go, Amasses Nothing
  • Sunshine and Shadow = Show in Sun and Shade
  • The Check is in the Mail = Claim "Heck, I sent it (heh)"
  • The United States Bureau of Fisheries = I Raise the Bass to Feed Us in the Future
  • Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's
  • Vacation Times = I'm Not as Active
  • Software = Swear Oft
  • Silicon Graphics = A Long Chip Crisis / Can logic ship, sir? / Gosh, sir, I can clip!
  • Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
  • The Detectives = Detect Thieves

 

 

...from the www.wordsmith.org web site.