These original Kirt's Cogitations™
may be reproduced (no more than 5, please) provided proper credit is given to me, Kirt
– noun: Concerted thought or reflection; meditation; contemplation.
Kirt [kert] – proper noun: RF Cafe webmaster.
Two Squeaky Clean Seals: $200,000. Watching an Orca
Eat Them: Priceless
The average cost of rehabilitating
a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a
special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released
back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute
later they were both eaten by a killer whale.